Meet the “objectum-sexuals”, the latest and saddest sexual subculture on the internet. Seemingly disinterested in procreation and unable to maintain normal relationships with humans, these unique specimens develop bizarre emotional and sexual attachments to inanimate objects.
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You must watch this documentary, available for free in two parts on Veoh.com. This isn’t like the fondness that some ladies develop for their favorite Japanese vibrator. No, they fall in love, they break up, they move on from one piece of architecture to another. Objects of their affections include a samurai sword, a competition-quality compound bow, a guillotine, and a carnival ride. The Eiffel Tower is married, but the Berlin Wall is a total slut. But, who am I to judge?
Resources:
Veoh.com: Married to the Eiffel Tower, Pt. 2
TVCarnage: Guess What Objectum-Sexuals Love
Jezebel: Objectum Sexuality: When relationships with inanimate [. . .]
The Indepenent: I married the Eiffel Tower